Thread: New competition enquiry

My wife Cecile says I should post this as my Black Hole would have surely won, things disappear in my shed only to reappear soon after buying a replacement.

She says I am incredibly slack, untidy and disorganized; I say that my shed occupies a limited Space-Time discontinuity and is also far too small

Originally Posted by Moondog55

My wife Cecile says I should post this as my Black Hole would have surely won, things disappear in my shed only to reappear soon after buying a replacement.

She says I am incredibly slack, untidy and disorganized; I say that my shed occupies a limited Space-Time discontinuity and is also far too small

You are incredibly slack, untidy and disorganized where your man-cave is concerned. If you could only contain it to the man-cave!

I agree though, a new competition for the messiest shed would be fun. Or better still, two. Another for the most organised, cleanest (in-use!) shed.

Originally Posted by Headpin

Sounds like a logical explanation to me!

If I had a shed like that, I'd be tempted to ask the missus to have a quick look around inside, then slam the door shut behind her.................PROBLEM SOLVERED

Time to invest in a larger shed, my friend.............

LMAO

Sheds are such a BLOKE thing! I never go out there anyway, and could not get in the door even if I tried. I'm too scared to even look!

I say, Moondog can have a bigger shed if

1. He learns to be tidy
2. He promises to take ALL of his speaker-building, and hunting and camping stuff out there. That way I can have the inside cupboards for my stuff.

PROBLEM SOLVED